The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 1

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  1. Kyo Leifoh می‌گوید:

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  2. I'm not Luna می‌گوید:

    Answers for Chapter 1:
    ۱٫ Carefully
    ۲٫ Clint Eastwood
    ۳٫ ۲:۳۰ (tooth hurty)
    ۴٫ A femur
    ۵٫ Click the empty skip arrow on the bottom right.
    ۶٫ Click “What” at the start of the sentence.
    ۷٫ Illegal (ill eagle)
    ۸٫ Press H on your keyboard. (the 7th letter of “the alphabet”)
    ۹٫ Blnd Pg (no eyes = no i’s)
    ۱۰٫ Count the sperms. Can be seven or eight if there is an extra one.
    ۱۱٫ ۴
    ۱۲٫ Click the dots in order. After clicking the 7th dot, click the dot with
    no number to get a skip.
    ۱۳٫ Corn flakes
    ۱۴٫ Click the correct item quickly. Pigeon/dolphin on the left, fork on the
    right.
    ۱۵٫ >:(
    ۱۶٫ Click “Question” (the hint in the options tell you to press the long
    one, in which press the longest word)
    ۱۷٫ Press C on your keyboard. (C = sea)
    ۱۸٫ The dictionary (to find the meaning of the word life)
    ۱۹٫ A tin
    ۲۰٫ Click the cat until he licked himself clean.
    ۲۱٫ Drag the dot which is beside the question number and put it in between
    ۲۱, and click it to continue. (21/10 = 2.1)
    ۲۲٫ A yoglett
    ۲۳٫ When the cat’s hand show you the number, pop the bubbles until you
    reached the correct number. Can be 18, 23 or 27. Click the purple bubble on
    the middle left to get a fusestopper.
    ۲۴٫ Click “far too” and it becomes “fart oo”.
    ۲۵٫ Seaweed
    ۲۶٫ Yes
    ۲۷٫ Wow, The Impossible Quiz sure has gone downhill!
    ۲۸٫ Drag the guy’s body away and click the liver. (de-liver = remove liver)
    ۲۹٫ A yoglett
    ۳۰٫ Press left and right arrow keys to march.
    ۳۱٫ No U (100 pennies in a pound, but the u is missing out)
    ۳۲٫ Press M on your keyboard. Notice the two words with M’s in it.
    ۳۳٫ You wrote it with your left hand! (the creator is right handed)
    ۳۴٫ Biased! (bi = two, ass = donkey)
    ۳۵٫ Press P on your keyboard. (P = Pee)
    ۳۶٫ Drag the word “bowel” away and click the green arrow to continue.
    ۳۷٫ Click the red button repeatedly until the cat transforms.
    ۳۸٫ ۲۵٫۸۱ (square root of 666, rounded off to 2 decimal places or 4
    significant figures)
    ۳۹٫ People die
    ۴۰٫ Click the doll’s crotch. (in my gentleman’s area)
    ۴۱٫ Wipe their arse (dump = poop)
    ۴۲٫ Mash any key on your keyboard until your enemy dies.
    ۴۳٫ Type the word “cast” on your keyboard. (type “cast”)
    ۴۴٫ Drag the word “mouse” and put it at the point where it tells you to put
    your mouse here, and click the arrow on the right to continue.
    ۴۵٫ Drag the word “ground” away and quickly click all the leaks to fix them.
    ۴۶٫ There are 7 different questions:
    JFMAMJJASON? Answer: D
    OTTFFSSEN? Answer: T
    MTWTFS? Answer: S
    ROYGBI? Answer: V
    MVEMJSUN? Answer: P
    TIQTIQTTIQ? Answer: B
    FFFRRPPHHH? Answer: That’s a fart, isn’t it?
    ۴۷٫ Rub the tesla coil on the left up and down quickly until the dogs get
    struck by the bigger coil on the right.
    ۴۸٫ ۱ (۱ key = wonky = unstable)
    ۴۹٫ Either drag the word “life” onto Mars or just click the craters until a
    blue alien pops up with the sign saying yes.
    ۵۰٫ Click the machine to shoot it. Do it 3 times and quickly!

  3. Jonathon Johnson می‌گوید:

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    i dropped my Doritos all over my comment!
    NOT THE NACHO CHEESY GOODNESS ;(

  4. Lyrica Silvan می‌گوید:

    What makes this quiz so frustrating is that every question is a *trick*
    question. Even the ones that end up having really obvious answers, because
    those ones are tricking you into thinking you have to give a trick answer
    when the trick is that the answer is the most obvious one.

  5. AbashedNote0 می‌گوید:

    JFMAMJJASOND (Months)
    OTTFFSSENT (1-10)
    MTWTFSS (Days of the Week)
    ROYGBIV (Colo(u)rs of the Rainbow)
    MVEMJSUNP (Planets (including Pluto))
    TIQTIQTTIQB (Order of Impossible Quizzes)
    FFFRRPPHHH (Fart)
    This is for number 46.

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  8. Daph112 می‌گوید:

    Do not EVER, EVER alter the ending. That’s just the perfect recipe for a
    horrible, horrible book-to-movie adaptation. Like My Sister’s Keeper. I’m
    still really pissed off about the ending. And The Hunger Games. I could
    ignore the little details in The Hunger Games, but I can’t ignore the fact
    that they made the ending so movie-perfect, very unlike the book. 

  9. Grace Park می‌گوید:

    I was pretty disappointed by the how to train your dragon movies. I also
    kinda think Coraline should’ve been on here. The book and the movie looked
    at individually, they’re both pretty good, but the movie being compared to
    the book…..

  10. Frankie Rufolo می‌گوید:

    The Cat in the Hat was terrible. The visuals are all horrible, the acting
    isn’t great, the story is expanded way too much and doesn’t rhyme and
    there’s loads of references and innuendoes for the parents. Separate jokes
    for adults and separate jokes for kids can be a bad move. Plus it literally
    stops for adverts. Esio Trot by Roald Dahl was needlessly padded and James
    Cordan’s narration was atrocious! Why not hire somebody with voice talent
    to actually read the book?
    Then there’s Battlefield Earth based on the sci-fi novel and there’s no
    redeeming feature to the film. John Travolta and his terrible overacting,
    rubbish costumes, everything’s filmed at a tilted angle and awful lighting.
    It looks like somebody has wee weed on the cinema film and because it’s so
    bad I don’t blame them.
    Eragon was just a sad reminder of what fantasy films were like before Lord
    of the Rings. The dialogue, costumes and action were all really outdated
    and weren’t adapted for 2006.
    The DaVinci Code was a juicy novel and interesting page turner but when
    they made it into a film it was really boring and the talented cast were
    wasted.
    Then there’s Tarzan the Ape Man. Out of all Tarzan films that one is the
    worst. Literally no critic who saw it had one good word to say about it.

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